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March Madness

Published on: 03-21-2017

March Madness. Hmm…Is there really such as thing a just one month of madness? Isn’t every month madness in your house? Isn’t it? Isn’t it? (please say yes).

People talk about brackets this, brackets that. The only brackets going on in my house look like this:

I’ll up your bet by $10 that one of these puppies falls off in two days and I’m back at the Orthodontist.

Again, I stick with my previous Super Bowl post theme: sports are a vehicle for snacks. Dassall. I mean, yeah, it’s fun to have on in the background. But then people at work throw spreadsheets at me that look like this:

And I don’t know what to do with them. They’re not on excel. They’re not part of the braces in my kids’ mouths. These are brackets that just don’t fit into my lifestyle right now.

But I’m learning. Or at least I’m trying. Of course my alma mater, Washington University in St. Louis is NEEVVVVEERRRR on any brackets’ page. Probably because we were too darn nerdy to have a basketball team. But whatever?? My kid is going to a school with brackets so that she can feel cool when people wear the gear and high five each other at work. Brackets. Seriously. The only sport going on in my house is braces rubber band flinging contests.

So I guess I need to post some more snacks seeing that everyone is having some sort of March Madness party. If you invite me I just may make you something yummy. You teach me how to do the brackets and I’ll make you snacks. Deal?

Pan Fried Mozzarella Sticks



1 bag of low fat mozzarella sticks already in your fridge
2 eggs
Seasoned bread crumbs
appx 1/4 cup flour
Marinara sauce
splash olive oil


Unwrap your Mozarella sticks and lay on a plate.
Put flour in a bowl. Beat 2 eggs and put in one bowl. Put bread crumb mixture in a third bowl.
Dip each mozzarella stick in flour, then dip in egg mixture, then in seasoned bread crumbs.
Heat olive oil in a saucepan on medium.
Saute Mozzarella sticks for a few minutes, turning often so cheese doesn't run.
Drain on paper towel and serve immediately with marinara sauce.

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